crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

by Howboycat April 7, 2016

snake

that one girl who is constantly all over 'him' (your crush, boyfriend, ex, etc.) she likes to be the center of attention, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons, she likes to copy you but then act like she’s better than you. she’s really good at spreading rumors about you as well.

friend: "omg kaylin is that timmons trying to hold onto your crush’s hand?"
me: "yeah. wow, she’s a snake"
snake: "oh i’m so sorry, i didn’t realize. it will never happen again. can we please be best friends again. i can’t lose you."

by james243265 November 15, 2018

Snake

Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake, Venom Snake, Naked Snake

Snake Whats Wrong? Snake..SNAAAAAKKKKEE

by -Dat Mental Gamer- November 16, 2018

Snake

Rhys.
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone

*moments later*

Rhys: guess what roger said to me

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy

*checks location on snapchat*

*Rhys is with Bitch*

Rebecca: abosolute snake

Rhys is a snake.

by SneakyBrekky November 20, 2018

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Snake

Someone who hisses like a snake and also has a lot of secrets

‘Omg ur such a snake kacie

by Yeetusdeleetus November 28, 2018