Snake

Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant is a snake

by mrbangzz June 14, 2018

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Snake Oil

A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it

Oh man she’s so good at snake oil

by Bigsexy1387 August 13, 2021

Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021

snake

someone with a layered personality, very sly and sneaky. they may talk to you in person, but if you try texting them, forget it. they never respond because they are too busy doing snakey things.

That girl never texted me back, what a snake!

by no snakes allowed July 12, 2017

Snake

Someone who is super fake and does things that they talked badly about before

Avery Wright is SUCH a snake

by bellybai May 21, 2018