Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.
by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009
On December 9th ,you have to celebrate any loved ones named Chris. It doesn't matter whether it’s your bestfriend, boyfriend, or family member ! Anyone named Chris deserves some extra love this day..
by mdeinhvn December 09, 2021
the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 06, 2021
Watchmrrobot aka Chris Ratio
by Lirishfwanime__ January 22, 2022
is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable
person 2: capable of what?
person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
person 2: capable of what?
person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
by smerra December 08, 2021
When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.
by Tafukk November 11, 2021
a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here
by synonym!? March 25, 2022