The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death
Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it
by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 03, 2022
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Thicky Three-way

When you find at least one curvy bitch who bout as thick as two, and another girl who are both down to smash.
“Hey RJ, I saw you talking to those BBWs, did you secure the Thicky three-way?”
by Andy Anus June 14, 2023
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The Three Wisemen

For the three drugs that I’ll be needing by my bedside if I get the Cancer. (Morphy)Morphine (Fenty)Fentanyl And (Oxy)OxyContin
If I get the cancer, I’m gonna need The Three Wisemen sitting right next to my ass
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Three Twixes

When three men have sexual intercourse and get faeces on their genitals.
"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Aye, we looked like three twixes!"
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Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.
"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"
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Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)
Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.
by midget man 69 December 07, 2011
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