surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 29, 2017

this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.

cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.

by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 22, 2022

hang some siding

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.

"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"

by RustyDicks September 16, 2015

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.

WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 01, 2020

ho siding

Failing to inform the subject of a conversation adverse things that were said behind their back.

She picked up bits and pieces of my conversation and ran with it to my stepson and his father didn't let me know til weeks later. Ho siding with a bitch I thought was my friend.

by Salukigirl April 05, 2018

side burger

A cleanly shaven vagina viewed when the woman is laying on her side from behind .

While she was sleeping in a fetal position her side burger was out and looking tasty.

by Fresh pack April 19, 2022

bumb side

An off-the-map location where friends gather to enjoy one anothers company, as well as participate in various activities.

Where's the bumb side at tonight? I'm trying to get me some...

by GoonSquadOG January 21, 2009