Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug

“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”

by SH1827 July 2, 2022

Side Friend

A friend of someone that has other, closer friends that they would rather be with.

"*Sigh* I'm such a side friend..."
"What's a side friend?"
"Someone who you're friends with, but still have closer friends"
"Oh, like Jeremy!"

by SpookyScarySakura October 8, 2020

Side-Carting

A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob

Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.

by Discuitz March 21, 2025

turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke

Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side

by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021

side burger

A cleanly shaven vagina viewed when the woman is laying on her side from behind .

While she was sleeping in a fetal position her side burger was out and looking tasty.

by Fresh pack April 19, 2022

narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh

went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.

by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023