Sleepy pickle

When a significant other tries to sneak one in while you sleep.

Last night I tried to give them the sleepy pickle. They woke up and were not receptive.

by KrispyRice614 March 12, 2022

douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice

Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.

by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011

Oosh Pickle

A response used when surprised or amazed by something surprising or amazing

“My dog gave birth to a donkey”

“Oosh Pickle”

by The Oosh Pickle Man July 25, 2022

pickles

pickles are disgusting.

"got any pickles?"
"ew dude wtf, those stuff are nasty."

by CharlieDemalio May 19, 2021

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.

My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023

order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.

Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

by thepiesapples January 4, 2024