January 13

Tell a boy named Jayden how cute, handsome, and funny he is

Oh it’s January 13

Oh go admire Jayden

by XenxBTW January 13, 2021

January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022

january 31

National send pictures of you to your loved ones.

Hey its national january 31 send pictures of you to your loved ones like your girlfriend or boyfriend

by helloookittttyyyy January 30, 2025

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay

idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH

by missdumbass January 26, 2022

January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!

A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!

by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023