shit gas

The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.

'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.

One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.

by p_levo January 6, 2016

Shit-Tarts

An exclamation of disapproval

Shit-Tarts! Somebody stole my baby!

by Chachi October 13, 2004

Shit in the mikveh

"To spoil an otherwise successful endeavor or to ruin an otherwise positive moment." A sort of haimish or heimish (i.e., Jewish-inflected) version of "turd in a punch bowl" or "turd in one's drink." A mikveh is a ritual bath used for purification and conversion in the Jewish tradition and, thus, shitting in one is strictly forbidden.

Me and my buddy were having a great morning shooting out on Forest Service land until a couple of noobs with zero target acquisition skills and good sense showed up and took a massive shit in the mikveh by sending a bunch of 5.56 across our baffles.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

Gigunda Shit

A massive turd that sticks out above the water a minimum of 6 inches. Generally takes place following but not exclusive to, a Sunday meal at an Italian grandparents house.

Steveie- Hey Paul how was your night?
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.

by TheDumpman March 16, 2017

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018

Shit litter

Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)

Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.

by Orcharge October 16, 2020

Shit ping

A shit ping is when you ping/@ing someone on discord and saying nothing or saying something dumb like "monke" though this seems to not work in memes channels

@Chungus69

"Hey shit ping *bans"

by Poggers 69 March 20, 2021