University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 25, 2025
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East San Jose

East San Jose is a great place to live if you are from the downtown part of San jo

East side San jo is very ghetto and is my home

Latino, Vietnamese, Is the culture around East San jo. Rappers include E-40, too short, Mac Dre, P-Lo and many others. East San jo has a lot of crime. Gangs include Crips and Seranos. Don’t mess with this fools. Overall how bad it gets East San jo will always be my home
East San Jose is a ghetto place
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San Diegoed

When a woman is having sex with a man and she tells him to keep going, but he interprets that to mean that she wants him to ejaculate inside her.
Shelly was having sex with James when he San Diegoed her.
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San Diegoed

Group of girls who neglect someone on the same vacation
Maria really San Diegoed her when she didn’t include someone in the picture
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San Ramon

City in the Bay Area filled with minority gimps.
That gimp Joey is obviously from San Ramon.
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San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.
Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?
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