Retard baby

A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(

Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!

by Sugon69 July 27, 2022

Retardic

The adjective of "retard". Used in the same way as "epic".

"We had the game. Eight seconds left and DonkeyQueen manage to suicide. A truly retardic moment."

"My GF bought Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma. A retardic buy"

by John D. Ongh July 24, 2019

Retardism

Retardism is where your a retard that has autism at the same time

Yeh he must have retardism, look at him.

If you get offended by this I personally diagnose you with retardism :)

by Itsyamummf August 8, 2019

Retard

Donald Trump

"It will start getting cooler, you just watch"- Donald Trump

"I wish scientists could agree with you"

"I don't think science knows actually"

Uh oh, retard alert.

by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021

Retard

The Karen's at the grocery store who refuse to wear a mask because the string scratches their bald heads.

Girl 1: is she wearing a mask
girl 2: no
Girl 1: what a retard

by Youafaghommy October 2, 2020

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020

National retard day

People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!

Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty

Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY

by National Retard Day December 19, 2020