Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022

Priority Pirate

Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy

Lenny is my man. He’s the priority pirate of my life. Suuuppp

by prioritypirate August 16, 2022

Air pirate

Someone who by their existence is robbing you of the air you breathe.

He's a good for nothing air pirate

by Suede opinion July 6, 2022

ASS PIRATE

A homosexual

You are a ASS PIRATE!

by thescumdictionary July 10, 2022

Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.

Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

Butt Pirate

A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.

OMG! I feel so awful! My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!!

by That Btch September 27, 2022