Country Pirates are a rare and bold breed, easily identified by the clothes they wear (cowboy hats and pirate boots) and the things they say, like "Yarr haw!" And "howdy me matey."
Cowboy pirate activities:
Horseback sailing, exploring the open plains, enjoying a flask of rum flavored beer with the herd.
Cowboy Pirates can oft be seen wearing bandanas and carabineers, sometimes accompanied by a leather belt and a holstered pistol. But the mark of a true Country Pirate is their loose hipped swagger.
Cowboy pirate activities:
Horseback sailing, exploring the open plains, enjoying a flask of rum flavored beer with the herd.
Cowboy Pirates can oft be seen wearing bandanas and carabineers, sometimes accompanied by a leather belt and a holstered pistol. But the mark of a true Country Pirate is their loose hipped swagger.
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"No one sails bareback like a county pirate!"
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