Autistic Nerd

Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.

- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.

- Normal person: wow what a dick.

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

nerd

a nerdy motherfucker who does nothing but study and has no social skills

look all he does is sit around all day and read textbooks! what a nerd!

by asscrack1 October 25, 2022

Nerding

When you take several large hits of weed. Usually done as a dare.

“Yo lemme take a hit”

“Im boutta nerd ts bru”

“Oh shit, he’s nerding!”

by aceless666 August 25, 2023

nerd slice

Someone who is a super nerd that makes you mad which is also worse than a nublet or nooblet. Use in a derogatory way

Steve: Hey man i just finished building my own computer bet you could never do that

Joe: Shuttup you nerd slice i wouldnt ever want to do that

by M i t c h e l l August 14, 2007

nerd

A brenda

Brenda is the ultimate nerd

by squiddeele January 16, 2022

Gormless Nerd

A person who tries very hard to be one of the most studied and schooled up booknerds around, all the whilst still lacking common sense & foresight.

"Our economy has inflated and life is more expensive now, because the government printed lots more money for community hand outs"

- "omg, what the hell were those gormless nerds thinking"

by Chad Myname's May 10, 2022

nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019