March 11

The worst fucking day of the year

Friend:man i just lost the person of my dreams
Other friend: its march 11 dude what did you expect .

by Steve⭐️ March 11, 2023

March 28

The day quandale dingle is suppose to escape and were all suppose to help him

March 28 was a great day

by Triddler May 14, 2022

15th March

The day when your best friend has to tell you her/his crush

Hey you have to tell me your crush as it is the 15th March....

by anonymous March 14, 2021

March 16

People who were born on this day are very hot and have a nice ass.

oh she so hot, she HAS to be born on march 16.

by pushinPforreal June 4, 2022

March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)

Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."

by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025

March 20th

March 20th is the a common birthday.

If you born on march 20th ur zodiac sign is pisces

Birthday boy: "hey can i get some head?"

Girl: "is your birthday march 20th? "
Birthday boy: "yup!"
Girl: *puts hair in a bun*

by Obamabigschlong November 24, 2021

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020