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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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Bum lick

Someone who does what someone says. You know those people who are always other people's minions. Yeah them minons.
"Gertrude always does what jimmy says"

"Innit bro she's such a bum lick"

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by Jimmynilly June 13, 2023
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Devious Lick

When you steal something from school or any place idc.
Guy 1: Ayo u know who stole the sink from the 2nd floor A wing bathrooms?

Guy 2: Idk but who can get away with that devious lick?
by ThatDog September 9, 2021
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Smith lick

One smith licks a girl in such a way she begins to see a ghost or cat fave through the wall .
I'm going to smith lick you tonight jenny

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by Hahahahayoloswag July 31, 2016
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Golden lick

When a man is urinating and someone licks the side of his penis.
That girl was so drunk she gave me a golden lick in the bathroom at the club.
by MA&D September 15, 2016
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brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.
He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.
by fox_zero June 29, 2022
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devious lick

A Tik Tok trend in which someone steals something (usually from a school bathroom) and shows it off.

(ex. soap dispenser, stall door, sink, a fuckin wall)
ayy bruh i just hit the most devious lick today *pulls toilet from backpack*
by jujubeans17 September 21, 2021
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