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Kevin is a strange and aggresive guy who wants to beat everyone.
"This ass hole is a real KEVIN!"
by Kevinhdxdytlpsdxx January 3, 2017
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Kevin Barnfield

Kevin is more commonly known as the local pedofile in Watford was caught looking at a primary school through his car window and he was seen on crime watch
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Kevin

A person that looovveessss aarons animals! Dont ask, but i think somebody is readin this. If your name is Kevin, then your a legend :D
Omg! Kevin is the weirdest person ever!
by Notme124 October 27, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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kevin is a fat fuck
by spriinted September 9, 2021
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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