July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

Julie v.l.

Poopy

You wish you were as poopy as Julie V.l.
What is that? A poopy Julie?!

by Old stinky man October 23, 2019

July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022

July 1st

July first is Dream appreciation day because we need to show him he's loved.

"what's July 1st." "Its Dream appreciation day." "Cool!"

by Minecraft.is_.good July 1, 2021

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq

Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here

by PuffyRI June 19, 2022

12th July 2013

If you were born on this day and you are a girl, you are exceptionally hot and every boy you ever see will want to date you

Boy 1: you see that girl, she was born 12th july 2013

Boy 2: *stares open mouthed*

by Flamingo_Lover2951 May 19, 2025