July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019

July 24

National give the last person you texted a gift day.

Kam: *gives kendall a gift*

kendall: what’s this for

kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift

by itsdefnotkaylee December 5, 2021

mya+juli

Fuck eachother every day

ariana grande:Mya+julius?
micheal jackson:YeS

by I’msocool~~~ March 10, 2022

Julie Lamarche

(n.f.) Une race rare de super mamans

- Ma mère m'a apporté mon souper dans ma chambre hier
- Wow, elle doit être une Julie Lamarche, tu es chanceux!

by bonnefetedesmeresxxx May 10, 2020

Julie v.l.

Poopy

You wish you were as poopy as Julie V.l.
What is that? A poopy Julie?!

by Old stinky man October 23, 2019

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

July 22

If your born on July 22 your bad ass bitch who is sweet and popular

Friend:when’s you birthday

You:July 22
Can we be besties

by Dayz of the weak October 6, 2021