Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

January 7th

Ask out your best friend

Bro are you gonna ask Allie out? It’s January 7th aka ask out your best friend day.

by D12m&m January 6, 2021

January 17th

National Bully Every Gavin Day

Man I can't wait for January 17th this year, I'm going to bully Gavin.

by shelfBOOK49 October 13, 2021

no juul january

similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%

dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January

by whamstan December 31, 2018

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 21st

it's on the 21st, so it's blessed
any day on the 21st is blessed, especially 9/10/21

also it's my bday

guy: when's your birthday?
me: January 21st
guy: haha nice, it's B L E S S E D

by ✨real🤯 January 12, 2022

NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

National booty pic day send that Gyat to your bf

Lemme see that ass it’s NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

by Dunnadinna January 27, 2024