pre-jacking

Jacking off prior to the actual desired ejaculation time - the goal being to cut down the time required when actually finishing the job.

He didn't think she was actually going to do the trick, so he started pre-jacking while she was in the bathroom.

by bestnarcolepsyever March 15, 2009

The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009

Jack Cassidy

An Absolute Fucking Badass

Jack Cassidy is a motherfucking badass

by WannaShift? January 14, 2019

Status Jacked

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.

guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.

by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 9, 2008

Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.

Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."

by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011

Jack manifold

Hottest man ever

“What’s that jack manifold clip” “oh you mean the” did you get a whoopa clip

by Iluvmommymilkers May 18, 2021