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The God High

A type of high experienced by smoking a shit ton of fake-bake that makes you think you're the only existing thing in the universe. Don't be surprised if you have a heart attack.
He stood still in his chair clenching onto his knees with the facial expression of a murder victim as he was experiencing the god high.
by Ellen Einsworks October 20, 2014
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Street God

(noun) A drug boss; the ultimate head of a major illegal pharmaceuticals operation who had reached kingpin status; the "Don" of a thriving drug hustling enterprise.
Yo, that dude Daylight used to be a street god . . . He ran whole blocks and all the drugs sold and used in a whole territory led back to him.
by Momentum October 12, 2015
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lax god

the supreme all-knowing lord of lax that is the prime example of what lacrosse perfection is
Did you see Logan's stats? He's such a Lax God bro.
by UrbanUrsala December 4, 2015
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god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"
Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018
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Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
by Not Akai September 1, 2017
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Hockey god

A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day
Ella Altman And Brynn Mcnear are “Hockey gods”
by Faith thumper December 19, 2018
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Super God

God's older brother. He's like God, only angrier.
Me: I just got my ass smite by Super God.
Guy: Damn man.
by Zee IsTheLastLetter December 28, 2018
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