facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.

Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!

by colin magee January 15, 2008

Facebook Rape

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.

1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.

by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009

facebook gold

the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.

a very rare occurrence.

"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."

by greylock May 24, 2007

Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.

Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...

by FBPundant October 9, 2011

Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit

“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”

by Bee Calm January 25, 2021

Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event

JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'

by a non in mousse July 15, 2011

Facebook Stutter

When one posts something once on Facebook, only to have their computer freeze up and post it repeatedly.

"Um, why did you write 'Happy Birthday' on my wall SEVEN TIMES?"
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."

by nothing?nothing,tralala?397 October 1, 2011