by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
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by sadbert February 17, 2022

That vomit cup is smellin real good today(I had a cup of vomit cup this morning and I felt replenished)
by StubbyWubby September 11, 2020

After sampling several Russian River pinots noirs at the wine tasting (including Flowers, Dutton, and William Sellyem) I was well into my cups and had to take a nap.
by hpyhikn April 23, 2012
