Sea Fairy Cookie

rare

sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 5, 2010

Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").

When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"

by The Keeper of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2011

slipped my cookies

to pound someone very hardcore.

He slipped my cookies last night.

by G-Handle February 12, 2017

Popping Candy Cookie

Best character in Cookie Run: OvenBreak. I do not take criticism.

Me: popping candy cookie awooga
My friend: I swear if you say one more fucking thing about him

by monika.chr July 24, 2021

caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.

"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "

by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020

Gets Her Cookies

When a woman has an orgasm.

Her previous boyfriend was a Minute Man, but now she gets her cookies almost every time.

by RDHanson June 28, 2010