King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.

Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message

by Tafukk November 11, 2021

chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence

Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally

by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022