Bus

The fun rod, the fuckstick, the dick, the testicle, the thing that hardens every time I think of something sexual, the fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock, meatslapper or slapstick.

"Hey girl, wanna ride my bus?"
"Fuck no!"

by MG masterov January 9, 2021

BU

Being unreasonable

I'm not sure if I'm bu but....

by Whaodie August 21, 2022

drive the volleyball bus

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.

I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!

by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018

Bus Pillow

An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.

I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!

by Mr. Vivi March 9, 2021

bus lore

those jaw dropping conversations you have with your mates on the bus.

these conversations involve finding out about the most traumatic and crazy events of their life

"that bus lore went hard. I didnt know your house burnt down last night!"

by yippitydoo December 15, 2023

Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get

Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.

by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023

Bu stache

When a cat has a built in mustache.

This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.

by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021