So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank
by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020
A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag
by Flat.Turd June 02, 2020
Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".
That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.
She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
by Dimickun December 13, 2015
When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
by Odin1918 July 13, 2010
The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 06, 2017
Me is BADONKA WANK
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by BaDoNkA WANK January 06, 2021