Tucked Turkey

A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.

My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.

by MaDDoG44 May 03, 2018

damn turkey

A damn turkey is another word for a stupid person, or a straight up asshole. If you want to call someone an asshole, and can't, just replace it with damn turkey.

"You just messed up my tablet, you damn turkey."

by Burnt Mashed Potatoes April 25, 2020

turkey necking

when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”

hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?

by basicbarry November 25, 2021

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 01, 2022

Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.

Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.

by DeclanThaddius December 09, 2020

Bake the turkey

Getting stoned

"Yo man let's go bake the turkey"

by Mayospeed December 28, 2014

Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey

Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"

by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020