A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks he’s hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. He’s such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people can’t be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. He’s so so goofy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. He’s also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.
by Horsegorl December 25, 2019

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal
by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

The type of guy you look at and think "wow, I want to suck his face" all the girls want to sex him, and all the guys want to be him. He is very successful and has so many fwends. He is so good.
Girl " Oh my god is that Ethan?, he is so mmmph."
Other girl " I know, I bet he has a massive willy".
Other girl " I know, I bet he has a massive willy".
by 123playwithme October 15, 2019

“she was full so she ethaned and pulled a “dala2 kesse”
He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”
He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”
by amkh October 13, 2021

Ethan is the hottest boy out there. His ocean blue eyes and his silk blond hair. Listens to sob x rbe and fuck boy music. Light skin but is mixed with nicaragua father. He's really fun to talk to and you'd want to talk to him all night. He's kind of short but has a deap handsome voice. There's no one like Ethan Ourganjian.
by Tina (; October 1, 2018
