Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

wet stoink

An unfortunate case of the dreaded crusty earlobe syndrome, usually accompanied by a foul odor like that of pickled eggs

Yo Marry, take care of wet stoink before coming back to work tomorrow! That’s trifling!

by Bert Da Chimp January 31, 2018

wet noddle

LIMP DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jorge when I had sex I got a wet noddle

by hello enragement child February 11, 2018

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Wet That Chest

The act of orgasming on another's chest after receiving oral sex. Coined by rabid Rizzo.

1) Rizzo was so infatuated with Norman Reedus that she wanted to wet that chest.

2) "Damn girl, that nigga looks fine! I'd love to wet that chest!"

by Risk bandit August 1, 2014

Wet Jacket

The act of pulling out of a dripping wet pussy leaving behind a condom full of cum.

Fuck Stacy! I just left my wet jacket in the closet.

by RealizedDumpster February 22, 2021

the wet one

Very sexy. Can make girls wet with his mind. Very good in the bed. He has a pineapple fetish.

The wet one likes to give sad handjob to wet people.

by Wetish February 20, 2017