Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 04, 2022

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

See Turtle

a very not good ran tan moneky chan

u know see turtle
yeah?
hes a very not good ran tan moneky chan

by hello_its_me_mario March 08, 2022

turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.

damn feel turtled

by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021

Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

by Roadren March 04, 2023