toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024

Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021

Camel Toe

When your wearing leggings and your vagina makes a pubis form that looks like a camels toe. These fucking suck

omg look at Becky's Camel Toe that's disgusting.

by Slurrr Pei April 18, 2018

Toe Scissoring

The intertwining of two peoples’ toes 🤤

Jacob has a fetish for toe scissoring

by flexi69 March 21, 2022

Toe baddusy

A toe baddusy is the space between two toes

My toe baddusy got raped by my flip flops

by Fhydhjvc July 17, 2022

Tennessee Toe Tucker

When your shove your pinky toe into your partner's urethra.

His urethra was so wide, I could've easily given him the Tennessee Toe Tucker.

by dinkballs. October 9, 2020

toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.

"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"

by kerdunskool November 15, 2020