Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021

swapping special spit

the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio

Mikey always swapping swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.

by Sillygritty July 30, 2022

The Josh James Special

When you are the coolest, most masculine guy on planet earth and have significant advantage over everyone else in regards to pulling both men and women

Guy 1: omg josh is so manly
Guy 2: im a straight dom but when it comes to josh james, anything is on the table
Guy 1: I wish I was amazing enough to perform the josh james special and be so cool

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

Hot Plate Special

Noun. N. After you sit down on a toilet seat, you immediately discover it's warm from the previous sitter.

Verb. v. The act of receiving a Hot Plate Special.

Noun. I sat down to shit and was unpleasantly shocked with a Hot Plate Special.

Verb. Fuck Bro, I was Hot Plated during my morning glory.

by PEN30 2x the size January 13, 2015

Mike Pence Special

A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.

Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.

Buddy: How did it go?

Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.

by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019

Bin bag special

When a girl has a decent face but a fugly bod

Ah fuck that bint is a bin bag special

Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special

“That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”

by dank kushty October 12, 2017

Big Willie Special

Anal sex before vaginal sex because your partner orgasms to fast.

Had to give her the Big Willie Special so she doesn't get off to soon and buck me off.

by Solo27 July 30, 2017