Ethan

This is my guy Ethan and he's cracked at fortnite.

Ethan, He is the most cracked fortnite player.

by Ethan is cracked January 11, 2021

Ethan

The best person you will ever meet he is just absolutely perfect minus his spelling.

Ethan is the best.

by pinguen January 12, 2021

ethan

The hottest guy out there and such a big dick ;). Everyone loves this guy and he is so fun to hangout with. Last night he told me stuff he never would say in public. He's such a lowkey simp but acts cool and strong on the outside. He really is a big baby when you get to know him more.

"Ethan's your boyfriend?"
"yeaaaa im so happy to have him!"
"Luckyyy he's such a nice guy."

by S+E January 13, 2021

Ethan Paynter

Ethan is a person who would do anything to beat someone in chess. He is crazy for books and loves reading them. He loves chocolate and wants to focus. He is kind, funny, smart, unique and doesn't care what anyone thinks about him.

Boy 1 "Wow I think that's an Ethan"
Boy 2 "How do you know"
Boy 1 "Because he has crazy hair and is carrying a bunch of books"
Boy 2 "Oh that makes sense let's go say hi"

An Ethan Paynter is weird but he's my best friend.

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by #name crazy January 23, 2021

Ethan

gamer. easy to talk to. sexy as fuckkkkk

Girl 1: Did you see that fit guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Ethan.

by Mike Oxlơŋɠ January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021