wank nipples

it is self explanatory when you splooge over a birds tit and it runs down the nipples,
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself

something jumps out at you , "aaah wank nipples",

by bung the booce November 13, 2014

piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 16, 2009

Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.

I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

by Ephraim June 7, 2025

Wank Bank

When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank

John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank

by Babaganush__ December 23, 2021

Anne Wank

The act of masturbating while hiding from police searching your house for you.

What are your weekend plans Harry?
“Just going to swat myself and have a Anne Wank”

by Masturbator No.1 May 29, 2025

Jill wank

When u masterbaite over a photo of morgz mum

I just had the best Jill wank

by Jamesgilbert123 October 7, 2021