wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

snake

(noun) a hang-out, social event, party

Did you go that snake on the lake last night? It was fire!

by eve698 September 19, 2025

Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.

“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”

by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021

Black snake syndrome

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness you get after eating a large amount of food.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.

Dude 1: Awww man I ate so much I have black snake syndrome

Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?

Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep

by Whimsythemoondreamer March 31, 2013

Smug Snake

A sleazy, morally-slippery (often scheming) person, with a giant ego and/or delusions of magnificence.

”He thought he was an excellent charmer and that he could manipulate everyone around him for his own gain, but he is such an obvious slimeball that nobody bought it.”
”What a smug snake!”

by SlimeShady666 September 12, 2020

snake

someone who acts all nice and is ur friend but turns out to be a backstabbing bitch

omg riya is such a snake!
dp’s sister needs to stop being a snake
riya malhotra is a snake who is obsessed with dylan ferrer

by da_real_tea_sipper October 14, 2019