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Turkey Stuffer

When a Virgin male finger bangs a pregnant husky women
Timmy- holy buddy don't tell me you did what I think you did with becky you fucking turkey Stuffer
Eric - how did you know?
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
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Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k
That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!
by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021
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Turkey

Yo dummy she a turkey fr
by Youngjay1569 August 14, 2017
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Turkey

A Turkey is basically a food right?

but where i’m from we use the word turkey for a Thot or a bitch who go around sucking other niggas dick

in baltimore that’s what we call turkeys
Me: Bruh i met this bitch she was a turkey
friend: damn bro i hate those type of bitches
by WoahWhoDat? August 25, 2019
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crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
You are such a crap turkey stop it!
by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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