A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021
Get the wizard of Tully roadmug. by Chittypickle24 August 5, 2018
Get the Road Rage Sundaymug. A mod for the game Hearts of Iron 4 that is just a better version of the vanilla game in literally every single way
by Professor Cube September 20, 2022
Get the Road to 56mug. A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
Get the Road retardmug. A road that has a dead-end, no-exit or a cul de sac road.
The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.
The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.
That quite road ahead is a closed road.
Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.
Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.
by mr word October 30, 2023
Get the closed roadmug. by The Gansta Cat May 30, 2018
Get the nowhere roadmug. When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
Get the Stationary Road Headmug.