kentucky pot pie

When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.

I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.

by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017

Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.

I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...

by yoctatrine July 27, 2016

pie my rye

when you laugh so hard you jizz your pants

“oh my god you just made me pie my rye”

by mega_lad_zeke February 6, 2023

orange cream pie

When a person who is orange (spray tan orange) creams another. To cream is to release cum (penis, vaginal, and other genitalia) in/on a surface or orifice.

To be creamed by an orange person.

On a rare occasion this term will be used, due to the lack of pride and overwhelming shame people feel when they receive an orange cream pie.

No one takes pride in getting with orange people.

"Last night I was given an orange cream pie."

I was creamed by the current president elect. I got an orange cream pie.

Rarely this term is used because no person wants to admit they got an orange cream pie.

by Cream017 December 22, 2016

mud hut pie

Oral after anal

She said she was craving chocolate, so I gave her a mud hut pie.

by TheRealSequoia October 25, 2017

Mayetta Mud Pie

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.

While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.

by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023

Creamy Peach pie

When you cum between someone’s ass cheeks, you make a creamy peach pie.

Boy #1: Guess what I ate last night?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Creamy Peach Pie made by Meghan and me!
Boy #2: Fine Dining at best!

by ratis le sexologist February 24, 2021