Poop a duke

This happens when you hold it in too long and it has built up inside and has become hard to get out. But when it dose come out it hurts your whole body.
Guy1: you took a while in there you good?

Guy2: no man my body hurts I think I pooped a duke. I didn’t think I’d poop a duke
by Tillergang360 March 26, 2019
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Vagina poop

When a woman sharts out of her vagina.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened to stacy?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She Vagina pooped dude!
by Koolkid920 April 05, 2021
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poop is funny

Finatticz - Don't Drop That Thun Thun
poop is funny and your cann'ot deny that
by rowleyjeffson November 23, 2020
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Pollack Poop

The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.
Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.

After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.
by LouLouBell August 19, 2021
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poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.
I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation
by poopNow March 24, 2016
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poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
by thebigsaaved December 06, 2013
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