Jake is a Man that you would want to be friends with. He doesn’t take crap from anybody. He is Chill and laid back. He takes School And Sports Seriously. If anyone hurts him or anyone he talks too, Yeah u better want to skip town. If you know a Jake, Your lucky to have him. When he walks into the room, it lights up in happiness.
by DingdongDiddy November 25, 2018
by temchip December 24, 2021
A GIANT DICK WHO TURNS ALL THE HOES ON. HES A CUTIE WHOS LIKES BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS. HIS MOM IS A GIANT WHORE WHO IS A MUSIC TEACHER BY DAY AND A STRIPPER BY NIGHT. HE HAS A GIANT COCK AND 87 GIRLFRIENDS AND 69 BOY FRIENDS. HE LIKES TO SHOVED THINGS UP HIS ASS.
by mdrrr the daddy January 15, 2020
A very kind and intelligent man. He often is able to pull girls constantly. Jake is a very understanding and kind man. He is also known to have a very dirty side if the female is the right person for him. He is good at covering his true feelings but in the end is hard to let go of something or someone very important to him.
Ex. Jake and josh are best friends who will always be friends to the end due to Jake’s ability to understand and listen.
by Yourmomiskindahot223 August 12, 2021
Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
by Hockeybro26 June 02, 2022
Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope
by Black male August 04, 2019