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Fart Taco

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
by rasta shoes December 24, 2016
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glossy taco

a clear topcoat applied to nails (play on words)
"so, to finish this nail art, we'll add a glossy taco"
by clovercat July 24, 2017
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taco boi

by Lavitz March 22, 2018
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Taco Switch

A chinese firedrill during an orgy. To exchange sexual partners with someone close by, preferrably during group sex.
Chuck got tired of Amy during the orgy and called for a taco switch.
by Ben Smith December 12, 2004
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Taco Head

The act of eating Taco Bell while receiving oral sex
Last night for our anniversary dinner we got Taco Bell and I got some serious Taco Head.
by James Mirival June 28, 2012
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Spicy Taco

The reaction from a woman after hot sauce is applied near her Treasure Track.
Put hot sauce on your hand and rub away.
by CJ February 9, 2005
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