Usually a fucking god with a big penis, like, astronomical size,at least 10 inch
Half the time the are dickholes with no life
Half the time the are dickholes with no life
by Bigdicklad January 4, 2023
Get the Maxmug. Max is a top shagger with a long schlong
by Top chat February 11, 2021
Get the Maxmug. 
by Howard Day August 3, 2012
Get the Max A Sleevemug. Is in love with Kelvin. He even wrote a rap song about it! He loves Belgium, loves it so much that he’s jealous of his friend anouk to come from there! He’s also very small, anouk keeps on pushing him in the pool, he can’t defend himself poor thing, Anouk’s too strong for him! He has a sexy ass American accent and jumps Kangaroos. Anouk loves bullying him!
by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by Airheart May 23, 2022
Get the max garciamug. A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
by FROZI October 20, 2020
Get the Max Goldmanmug.