Left side of the graph

A metaphor for negativity or a regressive attitude.
Refers to a person, mindset, or situation stuck in pessimism, toxicity, or backward thinking — like being on the left side of a graph where the values are negative.
Coined by Ayush Khanjarwal (2025).

Stop hanging around people on the left side of the graph — they’ll pull your energy down.
He’s always complaining about life; totally on the left side of the graph.

by AxisMind October 11, 2025

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.

cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.

by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 21, 2022

Side Teats

Like "Side Boob" but seen on an overweight girl who shouldn't be wearing a top like that and her rolls create the multi-boob effect.

"She bent over and I saw way too much side teats"

by 81-K March 4, 2016

The Sidings

A local bar downtown. Serves some damn good beer if you know what its called. I'd say the name "The Sidings" is pretty catchy, even if it is a ruddy silly name for a pub.

Come on, let's get down to The Sidings for a drink!

by mrcomeng May 2, 2024

Side burns

The razor burn acquired shaving your bikini line.

I got some side burns going on getting ready for the pool today.

by Roxistar July 9, 2023

Side Five

Side Five
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.

Example:
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.

by ArkShepherd May 18, 2025