mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by Big daddy franky boy September 19, 2021

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Mud Puddle

a group of people larger than 3 made up of african americans.

hey mane, lets go join this mud puddle.

by Natavian August 25, 2023

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.

"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"

by Frostyfries December 15, 2022

Alabama Mud Slushee

When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...

Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025

mud

ecstasy pills

j grxxn: yo you got mud?

by KaelynUD November 16, 2020