Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.

"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."

by Ime Daman August 5, 2008

black hammer

-to be all powerful
-to smash the competition
-to be the best

guy: wow that girl was totally a black hammer
guy: omg i know she about murdered me

by kissykissychulo January 20, 2009

black metal

Black metal is a sub genre of metal that is associated with, most prominantley, Norwegian and other Scandinavian countries. This type of music includes blasting drum beats from double bass drums and heavy guitar picking, known as tremelo picking. The singing is usually growling and somewhat high pitched. Bands such as Darkthrone, Mayhem, Emperor and Immortal made Black metal into what it is known as today although Venom sort of started it. Now, bands like Satyricon, Carpathian Forest, Gorgoroth, Burzum, Borknagar, Finntroll, Dimmu Borgir, Tulus and 1349 are well known amongst the fans of this music. The history of black metal dates back to the early to mid 80's. But the shit really hit the fan in the early 90's when church burnings and killings became a friday ritual over in Norway. One of the members of Burzum, the singer Varg, was locked up after brutally murduring another musician. Burzum's last album before his inconvinient sentence was Filosofem which in my opinion is a great album. Another violent metal occurence is when the singer from Mayhem took his own life. "Death", as he was called, blew out his brains with a shotgun. The members of the band decided to make the picture of him dead, the next cd cover. Although the cover defines the meaning of black metal, it was banned and they were forced to change it. Some other interesting facts: Drummer from Mayhem, Hellhammer, plays for Dimmu Borgir. Drummer for Satyricon, Frost, also plays for 1349. The world of Black metal is fasinating and violent but the music speaks for itself. I have a countless # of black metal albums and I love them all. Buy a couple and give it a good listen or two.

Black metal is a sub genre of metal and includes fast drums and rampaging guitars that will eat you alive.

by Finntroll1349 February 17, 2008

Black Mamba

A deceptively intoxicating cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's and Diet Pepsi.

I downed one black mamba and I'm already feeling tipsy.

by Vlcfox2222 September 14, 2012

Black Mumba

When you snap someone in the balls with two of your fingers shaped like a Snake Fangs

Look at Happy Boy he just got a Black Mumba

by Junkie3688! April 16, 2007

The Black Doctor

Another name for a Guinness (Irish Dry Stout).

Let's head down to the pub for a black doctor. The Black Doctor is the best cure for a hangover.

by Le Grand Cheval March 15, 2017

black washing

Same thing as white washing but for Blacks.

White racist people : Jesus was blond haired, fair skinned, and blue eyed.
Black racist people : Jesus was Black.
The rest of the world : Nobody cares, but at least try to be historically correct, Jesus was a Middle Easterner, so nor White, neither Black.

So yes black washing exists, and it is offensive as white washing.

by anonymous July 17, 2022