Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.

As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.

by JoeMamaFat69 December 08, 2019

snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)

Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.

by OhMyOh August 13, 2023

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 February 28, 2014

Alaska Snow Slide

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ

¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨

by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019

interlogical snow night

wait that's illegal

Alen 1: hey maybe we should do an interlogical snow night
Alen 2: whats that
Alen 1: AH HE IS AN IMPOSTER
All The Alens: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fineti October 22, 2021

Mark Snow

Mark Snow is a little short bitch who will never grow. If asked to hit his vape, he'll deny you of your request and be anal about sharing the dome piece. If ever encountered, this little ankle biting cunt will scream at you for being a simp at the highest decibel of noise, leaving you feeling dizzy and throwing off your equilibrium.

Man fuck MARK SNOW, he's a little bitch; You guys know MARK SNOW, yea he wont let me hit his vape; Guys I don't feel good, MARK SNOW just screamed at me for being a simp, i think i need to lay down.

by 420MikeHunt69 March 06, 2020