snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!

Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!

by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014

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snow dazzled

A term usually applied to non-Caucasian (usually Asian) females who have a clear sexual preference for men of Caucasian descent, although it can also be used in reference to non-white males who prefer white women.

The term mostly originates from regions in the U.S that are hot spot destinations for immigrants; and likely arose within immigrant communities to describe members who follow the trend of inter racial dating.

"Every time we go to the club, Erica goes straight for the white guys. I swear, that girl's seriously snow dazzled"

by Azraeon April 15, 2014

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