Sarkis

A short midget who is insecure and will tell everybody because he thinks everybody cares about him but nobody does. Sarkis is the type of guy who will call every girl pretty saying how he is handsome but really isn't. He has a few friends that he would tell everything. He thinks about how he could be better and always tries to impress people by explaining his goals. He is a simp and a loser

Sarkis can't stop talking about this girl
Sarkis gets played all the time
Sarkis is so annnoying

by LandonPlaysMinecraft123 August 23, 2022

Sharkbait

Sharkbait is underage girls that'll get you a case.

She's only 12 ,that's sharkbait

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

SHARKEATERFISHASAURUS

not a MOSASAURUS

it’s a mf SHARKEATERFISHASAURUS

by bellapedia July 9, 2022

Shark in a dress

This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick

I’m a shark In a dress

Your a creep?

by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022

Sharkielle O’Neal

A fun, cuddly, silver shark, with a big smile and a great sense of humor. He’s 7’1 and gets all the bitches. He also plays basketball and stars in many commercials in his free time. He also loves a woman named Gabrielle!

Random thot: omg what’s his name!? He’s so tall and sexy!

Other random thot: Girl that is sharkielle O’Neal he is the best guy ever I wish I could get with him!!

by Xavion Spenser September 13, 2022

Sharkielle O’Neal

He is a loving, caring, cuddly, and sharp toothed friend with lots of joy to spread. He had an amazing heart and cares just a little too much about people. He’s the life of the party and whenever you need him most he’ll be there.

“Hey I’m not feeling so good right now maybe sharkielle o’neal can make me feel better”

by ProudCatOwner._. September 15, 2022

Sharkcooterie

A bordello for sharks

That big basking shark couldn’t find a girlfriend so he went to the Sharkcooterie.

by CalgrapePicker September 26, 2022