Someone giving you head while wearing a Captain America costume. With either The patriot, Saving Private Ryan or Talladega Nights playing in the background on the TV.
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by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022
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Get the five star 2.0 mug.Bruhler from bruh stars that ppl wont stop simping for because they never touched grass and they never will
BSSandwich: Hey sicome
SiComeSonoIo: Hey sandwich
BSSandwich: i simp for Colette Brawl Stars
SiComeSonoIo: i swear i am gonna beat you to death anyways why
BSSandwich: because shes hot
SiComeSonoIo: even your mom Is hotter, and shes so fat that the universe js nothing compared to her
BSSandwich: *fucking dies*
SiComeSonoIo: Hey sandwich
BSSandwich: i simp for Colette Brawl Stars
SiComeSonoIo: i swear i am gonna beat you to death anyways why
BSSandwich: because shes hot
SiComeSonoIo: even your mom Is hotter, and shes so fat that the universe js nothing compared to her
BSSandwich: *fucking dies*
by NoComeSeiTu October 4, 2021
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‘Have you heard of the broski g stars’?
‘ no but someone said they have big willys’
(These mfs r racist n homophobic)
‘ no but someone said they have big willys’
(These mfs r racist n homophobic)
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