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Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
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September 7th

Post your fine ass girlfriend day (no exceptions)
Girl: Baby it's September 7thhhh!!

boy: and...?
Girl: It's post your girlfriend day :))
by rose <33 September 7, 2022
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24.September

This is the day, there were born so many beautiful people. Maybe you are one of them. You are a Libra that mean you are so weird but you are also cute!
P1:When is your birthday? On 24.September?
P2:Yes, why?
P1:Ohh you are sooo cool.
by Cool_Same November 23, 2021
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September 12th

Kiss a guy that’s name starts with a C day
“I’m going to kiss a guy that’s name starts with a C” She said this on September 12th
by mynamestartswithac September 11, 2022
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September 8

National bless your boyfriend with a blowjob day, its September 8 so make your boyfriend happy and give him a blowjob!
by mmm___mm September 8, 2024
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September 1st

The day you are MANDATED to send a booty pic to your crush, bf/gf, fwb, sneaky link, etc.
Hey! It's September 1st! Who are you sending booty pics to?
by boujibanks September 1, 2021
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September 29

September 29 th is the day you send Skylar Stinnett a gift for her birthday
“Omg dude it’s September 29th
“Ok and?”
Did you send Skylar a gift”
by September 29th July 27, 2021
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