Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

Rusty Dusty

When a man is taking a shit and another man named marwan comes and sucks ur dick while u shit

I was working at Starbucks and my stomach hurt so I gave marwan 5$ and had a great rusty dusty

by marwan 6/72947 April 2, 2022

Rusty Smirnoff

The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.

Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.

by Jp2dag00 December 12, 2020

rusty nail

A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.

Girl- OMG, it's rusty nail!!!

by ▪♡SogGynuRGeT♡▪ August 11, 2020

Rusty Pelican

When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.

After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”

by Seppsters November 19, 2020

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 4, 2022

Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.

After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!

by anonymous July 29, 2023